You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
the raccoons are back...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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