so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just had sex on a roof
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
