Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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