Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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