I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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