i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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