Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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