Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I forget how to act sober
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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