I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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