Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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