I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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