I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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