Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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