I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i love accidental penises.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
