I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
