her vagina looked like bernie madoff
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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