Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Shame - the story of my life.
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