thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life