I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Success! We fucked roommates!
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