Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
