She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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