You work out of a Hotel?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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