Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
