I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I love you. Go after that dick
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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