She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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