How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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