And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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