I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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