their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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