I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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