how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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