Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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