Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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