I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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