Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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