D3 body, D1 cock
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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