Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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