yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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