Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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