I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I have feelings that need drinking.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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