so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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