theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
A+ Viking dick
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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