The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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