she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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