PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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