I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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