I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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