I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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