Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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