quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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