He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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