normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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