he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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