I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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