So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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